YOU’VE HAD SEX BEFORE – YOU’LL HAVE SEX AGAIN

If you’re over 30, I hope you understand that the girl you’re out with tonight is not the last girl you will ever get…. you can relax a bit.

I can’t stand it when a girl says, “you only wanna take me out to get in my pants.”  While there’s some truth to that, it’s an exaggeration.  My response is simply pointing out some realities – if I really just wanted sex, I can:

(1) go to the bar and get some ugly chick to take home, or

(2) since I make good money, and have an internet connection, I can get a super hot chick over in an couple of hours. I hope this makes sense.

So, if the bachelor is not after sex, what’s he after?

In a word, ok 2 words, – Temporary Company.

Let me explain – a great new movie comes out in the theater. Most, if not all your friends are married, and they’re gonna go with their husbands or wives. If you’re single, you have a couple of options, (1) go alone (2) go with a guy friend (then figure out if you 2 should sit next to each other or leave a seat in between) or (3) try to get a girl friend to go with you. But suppose all those options are unavailable?

There’s a fourth option… you get a date. Meet a girl on Saturday night, and take her to the movies on Tuesday. If sex happens great, but that’s not the point. The point is you have someone to go to the movies with. This goes for anything, a new restaurant opens, you wanna travel internationally, go to a football game, whatever.  Because, you’re not married, you simply want female company for the event. You’re not using her for sex.

On second thought, who gives a shit about the movies.

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Ok, you may never have, or will never hope your escort will not leave, but you might.  What do I mean? Well if you’ve ever hired an escort for an hour, you probably know what the acronym “YMMV” stands for. If not, you’re probably thinking, what the hell is that?

It stands for “Your Mileage May Vary”

When you’re hiring an escort, YMMV boils down to what happens during the time you spend together.  Bottom line, if your girl subconsciously thinks you’re cool, sexy, hot, whatever, the quality of your time will be much better. On the other hand, if she doesn’t, your time will suck and be very robotic.

Taken to the extreme, if she really thinks you’re cool, she may not wanna leave. 

Some Escorts Will Like You

Not often, but there have been times when I had a girl for an hour, and she stayed a few hours after that. She wanted to know if I wanted to hang out, go eat, or go to the mall. Obviously, I said no – if I wanted that, I’d have a girlfriend.

So what do I do? Nothing special, just the old Nivea For Men Commercial…

“Look like you give a damn”

Obviously, this means showering and being well-groomed, respectful, etc.

Should Men Wax Their Chest?

As a brief aside, think about waxing your chest, I know, some women love a hairy chest, but 80% of the women I’ve talked to don’t.  Don’t take my word for it, just ask some of your hot girlfriends.  As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a direct connection between your grooming and the quality/enthusiasm of the blow job you’re gonna get from any girl.

Pay For Play? Is it any different?

Now I know, the cynics may say it doesn’t matter what you look like, you’ve engaged in a transaction. But trust me, the transaction is for her time, and I’ve heard on many occasions when a man didn’t get the experience he bargained for.  Whatever the GFE (“girlfriend experience”) is supposed to be, if she isn’t a little into you, you’re not gonna get the quality you expect. Yes, I know, the women are actresses, but why else would escort reviews have YMMA?  It surely wouldn’t matter.

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