YOU’VE HAD SEX BEFORE – YOU’LL HAVE SEX AGAIN

If you’re over 30, I hope you understand that the girl you’re out with tonight is not the last girl you will ever get…. you can relax a bit.

I can’t stand it when a girl says, “you only wanna take me out to get in my pants.”  While there’s some truth to that, it’s an exaggeration.  My response is simply pointing out some realities – if I really just wanted sex, I can:

(1) go to the bar and get some ugly chick to take home, or

(2) since I make good money, and have an internet connection, I can get a super hot chick over in an couple of hours. I hope this makes sense.

So, if the bachelor is not after sex, what’s he after?

In a word, ok 2 words, – Temporary Company.

Let me explain – a great new movie comes out in the theater. Most, if not all your friends are married, and they’re gonna go with their husbands or wives. If you’re single, you have a couple of options, (1) go alone (2) go with a guy friend (then figure out if you 2 should sit next to each other or leave a seat in between) or (3) try to get a girl friend to go with you. But suppose all those options are unavailable?

There’s a fourth option… you get a date. Meet a girl on Saturday night, and take her to the movies on Tuesday. If sex happens great, but that’s not the point. The point is you have someone to go to the movies with. This goes for anything, a new restaurant opens, you wanna travel internationally, go to a football game, whatever.  Because, you’re not married, you simply want female company for the event. You’re not using her for sex.

On second thought, who gives a shit about the movies.

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Ok, you may never have, or will never hope your escort will not leave, but you might.  What do I mean? Well if you’ve ever hired an escort for an hour, you probably know what the acronym “YMMV” stands for. If not, you’re probably thinking, what the hell is that?

It stands for “Your Mileage May Vary”

When you’re hiring an escort, YMMV boils down to what happens during the time you spend together.  Bottom line, if your girl subconsciously thinks you’re cool, sexy, hot, whatever, the quality of your time will be much better. On the other hand, if she doesn’t, your time will suck and be very robotic.

Taken to the extreme, if she really thinks you’re cool, she may not wanna leave. 

Some Escorts Will Like You

Not often, but there have been times when I had a girl for an hour, and she stayed a few hours after that. She wanted to know if I wanted to hang out, go eat, or go to the mall. Obviously, I said no – if I wanted that, I’d have a girlfriend.

So what do I do? Nothing special, just the old Nivea For Men Commercial…

“Look like you give a damn”

Obviously, this means showering and being well-groomed, respectful, etc.

Should Men Wax Their Chest?

As a brief aside, think about waxing your chest, I know, some women love a hairy chest, but 80% of the women I’ve talked to don’t.  Don’t take my word for it, just ask some of your hot girlfriends.  As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a direct connection between your grooming and the quality/enthusiasm of the blow job you’re gonna get from any girl.

Pay For Play? Is it any different?

Now I know, the cynics may say it doesn’t matter what you look like, you’ve engaged in a transaction. But trust me, the transaction is for her time, and I’ve heard on many occasions when a man didn’t get the experience he bargained for.  Whatever the GFE (“girlfriend experience”) is supposed to be, if she isn’t a little into you, you’re not gonna get the quality you expect. Yes, I know, the women are actresses, but why else would escort reviews have YMMA?  It surely wouldn’t matter.

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If you’re single and plan on coming to the Superbowl – pay attention!

Glendale (where the stadium is) is a regular town on the west side of Phoenix Arizona.  However, Scottsdale, on the opposite side of town (approx 25 miles) is an incredible place if you’re single. The Scottsdale bar scene is one of the best in the world. 

ONE CAVEAT:  if you are not into blondes with big fake chests then Scottsdale is not for you.

If you talk to anyone in the country, they will tell you about Scottsdale.  Sure, Los Angeles, New York, and Miami, all have hot girls, but Scottsdale is truly something to be seen.

For whatever reason, when girls move out here, they either bleach their hair or get fake tits, and most of the time, both.

Scottsdale Clubs

Tip:  If you come out to Scottsdale for the Superbowl, or for anything else, as of 2014, here is where you should go in the old town Scottsdale bar scene for hot girls.

Old Town

Old Town

Old Town

The hottest women in the country can be found in Old Town Scottsdale.  I’ll spare you a description of the area, simply go to any of these places ( as of 2014 anyway)

Bottle Blonde:  http://bottledblondeaz.com ( one of the newest bars, ages 21-25, hot chicks)

Hi Fi:  http://hifibars.com  (probably the best mix of people here, all ages and the chicks are hot. Here they are little more obtainable than the strippers, intsagram models, etc at Bottle Blonde or Cake)

El Hefe:  http://elhefescottsdale.com  (this bar is always packed on weekends, the girls are above average but not like the other places)

The W Hotel:  http://www.wscottsdalehotel.com/?PS=LGEN_AA_DNAD_CGGL_TPRP  (the W is probably the bar that has the oldest crowd on this list. Here, you will see hot girls from 21 – 40)

Final Thought:  check out these places on their website, facebook, instagram, or twitter, and come out for the Super bowl XLIX.  I promise you will not be disappointed.

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