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HELP! My Escort Won’t Leave!

Ok, you may never have, or will never hope your escort will not leave, but you might.  What do I mean? Well if you’ve ever hired an escort for an hour, you probably know what the acronym “YMMV” stands for. If not, your probably thinking, what the hell is that?

It stands for “Your Mileage May Vary”

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When you’re hiring an escort, YMMV boils down to what happens during the time you spend together.  Bottom line, if your girl subconsciously thinks you’re cool, sexy, hot, whatever, the quality of your time will be much better. On the other hand, if she doesn’t, your time will suck and be very robotic.

Taken to the extreme, if she really thinks you’re cool, she may not wanna leave.  Not often, but there have been times when I had a girl for an hour, and she stayed a few hours after that. She wanted to know if I wanted to hang out, go eat, or go to the mall. Obviously, I said no – if I wanted that, I’d have a girlfriend.

So what do I do? Nothing special, just the old Nivea For Men Commercial…

Look like you give a damn”

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Obviously, this means showering and being well groomed, respectful, etc.

As a brief aside, think about waxing your chest, I know, some women love a hairy chest, but 80% of the women I’ve talked to don’t.  Don’t take my word for it, just ask some of your hot girl friends.  As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a direct connection between your grooming and the quality/enthusiasm of the blow job you’re gonna get from any girl.

Now I know, the cynics may say it doesn’t matter what you look like, you’ve engaged in a transaction. But trust me, the transaction is for her time, and I’ve heard of many occasions when a man didn’t get the experience he bargained for.  Whatever the GFE (“girlfriend experience”) is supposed to be, if she isn’t a little into you, you’re not gonna get the quality you expect. Yes, I know, the women are actresses, but why else would escort reviews have YMMA?  It surely wouldn’t matter.

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